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Month: November, 2007

My neighbors make me cranky. . .

Dear Neighbors,

You suck.

I want to staple a chicken to your door.



I have been out of town all weekend, the lights were off and the water did not run in my absence at any time in my apartment.   Today I get a voice-mail from my apartment manager asking me if I have had any overflows of well. . .anything in my apartment.  Because the fundamentalists downstairs are upset because apparently they have a leak.  That’s nice.  I don’t.   But instead of thinking that perhaps the leak is coming from say, the roof via the walls, or perhaps one of the other four apartments that share walls and ceiling space with them they think its my apartment.  This makes me feel special. s-p-e-c-i-a-l.  

Anyways, I checked all the rooms of the apartment, both bathrooms, the kitchen, etc and I do not have a leak.  But I am seriously annoyed.  Um hello just knock on the effing door that is right next to yours and just effing ask me if I have a leak.

And here’s a clue, maybe the link came from *gasp* the storm we had today!

Game on neighbors. . . game on



Glad to see people are finding my blog again because they are looking to make meth out of wasp killer.  Good job people, way to make your neighbors and fellow tax payers proud. 

Tomorrow Ben and I leave for Pullman. Brave soul that he is, he’s coming with me for a weekend of glorious Pac 10 football in which WSU takes on Stanford and their spastic tree mascot. 

Go Cougs!

My goals for the weekend include:

1. Drinking

2. Cougar Gold Cheese consumption

3. Watching WSU beat Stanford

4. Eating ice cream from Ferdinands

5. Not bickering with my parents

6. Not becoming bitter because my parents have replaced me with cats

7. Take Ben to Idaho just so he can say “I’ve been to Idaho”

8. Not get a speeding ticket in Grant County

9. Sleep

10. Did I mention eating and drinking?