One Step Below an AARP Membership. . .
Lets talk about things that are “sexy”
1. Wearing a Ultra Strength Bengay Pain Relieving Heat Patch at work (applied in my cube/pen -dear God I hope the people can’t see in my windows today either that or the people across the quad just got one hell of a view) because my back is killing me.
Oh yes, that’s me sporting the Bengay heat patch. I roll with style.
Also, is it wrong that I ate at Subway today just because I thought I should probably eat some veggies since apparently all I now eat is protein and biscuits? Because unless tater tots are now a vegetable I really need to go grocery shopping.
PS- My clothes and fleece now smell like Bengay. WAAH.