One Step Below an AARP Membership. . .

by aquagnome22

Lets talk about things that are “sexy”

1. Wearing a Ultra Strength Bengay Pain Relieving Heat Patch at work (applied in my cube/pen -dear God I hope the people can’t see in my windows today either that or the people across the quad just got one hell of a view) because my back is killing me. 

Oh yes, that’s me sporting the Bengay heat patch.  I roll with style.

Also, is it wrong that I ate at Subway today just because I thought I should probably eat some veggies since apparently all I now eat is protein and biscuits?  Because unless tater tots are now a vegetable I really need to go grocery shopping.

PS- My clothes and fleece now smell like Bengay.  WAAH.

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